{"id":2197,"date":"2026-01-22T07:39:12","date_gmt":"2026-01-22T07:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/?p=2197"},"modified":"2026-01-22T07:39:12","modified_gmt":"2026-01-22T07:39:12","slug":"de-amuzanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/?p=2197","title":{"rendered":"DE AMUZAN\u021a\u0102"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/tf1\/2\/16\/1f923.png\" alt=\"\ud83e\udd23\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/tf1\/2\/16\/1f923.png\" alt=\"\ud83e\udd23\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/tf1\/2\/16\/1f923.png\" alt=\"\ud83e\udd23\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>ce mult IQ am (!!!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a\u0219a spune prietenul meu mic<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Carol<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>atunci c\u00e2nd ne batem cu pernele<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>s\u0103rind prin paturi<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>arunc\u00e2nd cu juc\u0103rii unul spre cel\u0103lalt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>chiuind ca doi nebuni<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>care nu au griji \u0219i nu \u0219tiu ce e frica,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>apoi apare \u0219i C\u0103lin, fratele nostru mai mic<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>mucalit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0219efu&#8217; la telecomand\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>care ne car\u0103 pumni \u0219i picioare<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>doar a\u0219a, de amuzan\u021b\u0103,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>apoi \u00eencepem o curs\u0103 nebun\u0103 de ma\u0219ini<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ba a mea e mai me\u0219cher\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ba a mea (!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>c\u0103 are colant ro\u0219u<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>nu mai fr\u00e2neaz\u0103 nimeni<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>c\u0103 nu e v\u00e2rsta potrivit\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a\u0219a c\u0103 to\u021bi c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103m \u00een cursa asta f\u0103r\u0103 nicio miz\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>e doar joac\u0103,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>acest univers mic, uria\u0219 prin prezen\u021be,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>este cadoul meu de Cr\u0103ciun<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a\u0219a i-am cerut Mo\u0219ului<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>mai d\u0103-mi,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>d\u0103-mi timp s\u0103 m\u0103 joc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a\u0219a cum nu m-am jucat niciodat\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>d\u0103-mi fra\u021bi cu mult IQ ca s\u0103 m\u0103 vad\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>s\u0103 m\u0103 trag\u0103 de tricou<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>s\u0103-mi arate degetul \u00eengrozitor<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(presupun c\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi care e \u0103la!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0219i \u00eentr-o h\u0103rm\u0103laie de nedescris<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>s\u0103-mi tr\u0103iesc copil\u0103ria l\u00e2ng\u0103 a lor<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ca un cadou care nu se mai termin\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0219i \u00eencepe mereu<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>de oriunde<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>umpl\u00e2ndu-mi sufletul<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>cu toat\u0103 lumina lumii<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>cu toat\u0103 lumina lumii&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ce mult IQ am (!!!) a\u0219a spune prietenul meu mic Carol atunci c\u00e2nd ne batem cu pernele s\u0103rind prin paturi arunc\u00e2nd cu juc\u0103rii unul spre cel\u0103lalt chiuind ca doi nebuni care nu au griji \u0219i nu \u0219tiu ce e frica, apoi apare \u0219i C\u0103lin, fratele nostru mai mic mucalit \u0219efu&#8217; la telecomand\u0103 care ne car\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2197","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2198,"href":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2197\/revisions\/2198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suzanmehmet.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}